Down near the megamall there's this tree that has like a gajillion little blue lights on it. Practically every twig is wrapped. It takes this guy 250 hours every year to put 'em up. Legend has it that airline pilots use it as a beacon as they approach the nearby airport. Anyway, we finally went down there to check it out, and were not disappointed until later when stumbling upon other decorated trees such as these two, of which Eli said "It looks like some rich people bought a bunch of lights and told their lazy kid to go out and put them up."