If you're not a geek cyclist like me, you've probably never heard of one of my bike heros, Dave Zabriskie. But he wore the yellow jersey for three days in last year's Tour de France, and in addition to being an exceptionally strong rider he's a very smart and funny guy, a poet, really. A profane, surreal, esoteric poet. Click on the link below to hear the voice of the great velo-trickster. Oh, and did Floyd Landis dope? Sigh. I don't know...