This year's Big Pig, I can't remember his name, didn't disappoint as he carried on the Big Pig tradition of weighing the better part of a ton and sleeping the entire time. I don't think I've ever seen a Big Pig up-and-at-em, though I don't know that I'd want to. Pigs eat farmers, don't they? Maybe they keep these monsters doped up so they don't devour the children.
In other news, they were giving away a reference volume written and compiled by Pork Checkoff, whose name I assume to be an Americanization of 'Chekov.'