So, I'm driving to pick up Eli from school, which is in not-such-a-nice neighborhood, and where I'm stopped at a red light only to spot this right next to me: a very young chicken mushroom on the side of an apparently healthy ash tree (I've only ever seen them on dead stuff; speaking of, above it is a poster regarding a local murder... maybe that's what stressed the tree into sprouting a mushroom). So I stop to check it out, and see that there's a bigger, more mature one at the base (WTF!?), which I harvest with my pocket knife. I sauted it, and it's delicious! So weird... I'll go back tomorrow to check on the growth progress of the other one, which I left. So don't get any ideas...