A word of warning to would-be clowns: If you dress like this, expect to be feared and despised. I went to a party where I knew hardly anyone, and people openly recoiled from me, and not in a funny way. Close friends left me out of conversations because they couldn't stand to look at me. I knew what I was getting into, but still it kind of sucked. Today people sent me pics and congratulations on an awesome getup; yeah, right, where were you last night when I needed you! Note: I shaved my head for real...